Poisoned...

I think it's about time someone send me to a therapist. But who in their right minds will bother?

I feel poisoned lately... firstly due to my sister's cooking for her test. The nightmare will end June 2 so I'm begging for it to arrive quickly. What to know how 'awesome' it is? I bit into a tempura and it was cold, hard and the prawn remained intact after 2 bites. The cold noodle wasn't cold and the sauce was salty like the dead sea. I nearly cried...

Me: Is cooking demoralising?
(Sis shakes head)
Me: It will be

OH GOD. HELP HER PLEASE!!!!

Had a horrible matcha latte yesterday at Starbucks. Never EVER drink a ice matcha latte. The frappe and hot are good and makes you feel less poisoned.

I still love American Idol. The songs are awesome!!!! I can't wait for next season and I can't wait til I'm eligible to audition in Singapore. We'll see. And for all you American Idol lovers out there, watch youtube videos of Kara Diogaurdi, Allison Iraheta and Kris Allen on The Ellen Degeneres Show.

Thinking back, term 2 started off very horribly. I re-read my earlier blog post for the start of the term and I witnessed again the result of compressing emotion. If you feel the need to explode all your emotions, do it healthy. Try this. For all those sports people, go run or go gym or something sporty. Sports is said to release "feel good hormones". For more angsty people like me, write out your anger and frustration and burn it or tear it. IT WORKS AND FEELS REALLY GOOD TO DESTROY STUFF!!! But make sure people know how you are feeling because you dont want to repeat the incident again.

As the term went I think I felt better and then Ms Chia found out about something which was quite old news and etc... Then we had midyears which sucked for most of us except for Le Yong, Shannon and JJ Lum (but seriously they are not human. And one of the 3 do not deserve human rights. BTW: Just kidding Lumz).

After exams were worst, Hongkiat did a great job of making the class shirt. And we all had a say of how we looked at the back. I had a gun and a knife and crosses for my eyes which I thought were really cool. Ironically, we ended up doing more work during lessons than before exams.

Right now, I feel great (except for the poisoned food which I just ate)! And I'm ready for term 3. As long as I dont pass out again during assembly. Yes, I didn't raise flag because I nearly passed out. And yes, that was on Thursday. And yes, I am that weak

Yay

WHAT A WEEK! It was unbelievable. And this will only amplify how bipolar I am but I don't care yet.

YOUR NEW AMERICAN IDOL: KRIS ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY! I was super happy (but I bet Blum was damn sad. Oh well). I went to get the American Idol songs from the season and I finally realized how good Lambert is! But still Kris Allen is better! More creative, More inventive etc! KRIS ALLEN ROCKS!

I watched 2 movies in one day! My new record! I watch Angels and Demons in the afternoon with Qing Ke and Night At The Museum 2. Angels and Demons was fine but NATM2 was super funny!!! I think I don't mind watching it again!!

Finally, I got A1 for both maths! YAY! But some ppl didn't pass. Work harder you can pass!!
Monday going to be insane when we get all our results and all but we'll see.

I have decided to go for Singapore Idol in 2011 (if they have one which I really hope they do) and my audition song would be Ain't No Sunshine. Whether I make it, we'll see.

Homecoming

"I missed you all, I missed you up" - Homecoming by Hey Monday

Catholic retreat was la bomb! Too bad none of us really wanted to go at first. But I had an AWESOME GROUP!!! (Group 3: Bryan Thian, Andrew Tsui, Toby, Chris Gwee, JKor, Samuel Tan, Henrick, Kevin, Me!) We thought there was a grouping conspiracy but oh well.

First game was contruction like make a dinning set and houses on a hill etc... But we didn't win a lot of points :( but nevermind.

We OWNED game 2 though. (Give me items that spell out a word)
Jeans
Origami
Stick
Earphones
Potted Plant
Highlighter
IDIOM!
Abstract ART!
Nailclipper
=JOSEPHIAN
We won most creative for 5 out of 9 items. 4 were made of paper! HEHE

Third game - DRAMA NITE (What does the ring mean to you)
We:
Made Chris Gwee be a girl
(Thian: Her name was...
Moses: WONG WAH LEE!)
Created the most chessy pick up lines (If I could rearrange the letters, I'll put U and I together, I never knew angels flew so low)
Got Joshua to say "My precious" to Chris Gwee
Forced Toby to fight with a bow and no arrows
And
Saw Moses be a girl who was menstrating

Forth game - Song challenge
Again, we owned :)
BUT THE SONGS WERE UBER KIDDY!
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE KEV ACTUALLY KNEW THE POWER RANGERS THEME SONG! LIKE THE FUCK?
And they made me impersonate a pirate. I was a very fail pirate. Thian had to name the Hi-5 people. Toby guess the oldest to youngest and GOT IT RIGHT!! IMBA OR WHAT!

Total Points: 4k plus!

What we did at night was super fun!
We gossiped a lot about all sorts of crap. (China version of Lord of the Rings = Lord of the Ling!)
We challenged people to push-ups just to tao pok them!
We played 7-up! and consentration. Champion: Thian, Second: Me! Third: Kev Forth: Tsui (Super difficult to play!!!)
We place a bug under Henrick's pillow!
They played swash at 5 am and watch Lord of the Rings
They carassess Thian's boobs!
We took the double bunk bed ladder and ramp into other people's ass and penis!
We gossiped about people we don't like
And I found out what Hibicus also spells on the phone!

SUPER CRAZY AND GIMLI OWNED!
YAY

Poker Fail

Muahahaha...

It's good to have a poker face. It is bad to have a teacher who has a Poker face. That makes us... well... Poker fails

GAH!!!! WE SPOTTED THE LIT QUESTION WRONG!!!! I FRICKING MEMORIZED THE ENTIRE 3.2!!! But "'Tis partly my own fault. Which death or absence soon shall remedy" - Helena (no I'm not going to die... Yet
(Lovers sure come out one. WHAT IS YOUR FEELINGS FOR BOTTOM? = FAIL!)

E maths and Chem were quite okay. Hopefully I can get 90plus for both. China well... Border pass/fail. AGAIN.
But it was really funny spotting questions and going to Adam Road on Thursday then we talked nonsense and Isaiah was well being Isaiah!
Bryan was being JJ. Hong Kiat was being a socialite. Moses was Mr Wong Wah Lee or something...

After exams, I will learn 10 songs at once. Why? Cause the chords and strum pattern are the same! This will take me (10 * 4) about 40 weeks. Wish me luck!
And I'm going to fail Amaths, Bio, SS, China.
Great...